Yep.. that’s right. I did it. And guess what you super smart, good-looking genius? YOU CAN TOO. This No-Knead crusty country bread is SO easy to make, it almost mixes and bakes itself into sheer gorgeousness. I’ll just bet if you make this, you’ll have that bitchy neighbor who thinks she’s better than sunshine saying “Hmmppfft. She made that bread herself? Who does she think she is, the queen of perfect artisan bread baking????” And you with your incredible fancy ESP abilities can say back .. ” You bet my sweet ass I am.”
Say it just like that. And then tell her she can be a queen of perfect artisan bread baking too…………………. and then share this post. 🙂
Sharing goes with the whole idea of breaking bread, does it not? Sit with people and break bread. Share what you have, eat and be merry together. I guess you could almost akin it to a pot luck, right? Yeah…. that’s it, a pot luck dinner. So the next time you get invited to a pot luck…. bring this bread. Heck, it’s so easy, you could bring TWO loaves!! Everyone would admire the bread and “mmmm” and “aaaawww” over it. If there was a prize for Best Pot Luck Dish, you’d win it. And you wouldn’t have to tell them that you were napping or experimenting with the latest riff’s on margarita making while it was being made. Let them think you were kneading your knuckles raw. Wear band aids to the pot luck for added admiration.
But if you’re going to do all that, don’t give the recipe to the bitchy neighbor. She’ll probably tell every one anyway.
So let’s get on with it. Put the flour, yeast and salt in a bowl. Mix it up well. Add the warm water. Mix again. Cover with plastic wrap and put it somewhere cozy like the top of your stove, above the fridge, in the tub with you. ……… Ok, forget the tub thing, but you get the idea. Tuck it in for four hours and leave it. Go paint your nails. Go paint your deck. Make the margaritas (and invite me over).
Then, four hours later, throw some flour on your counter and dump out the dough. Use a scraper or super floured hands and throw it around a bit. Fold it in on itself once or twice. Flip it over. Take the outer sides and pinch it into the middle like a dumpling. Poke it. Tell it how much you love it…. haha, that might be too much, but really, the point is to just squish it down a bit and get it floured on both sides.
Grab a piece of parchment paper and lay the dough on it, and cover it with a nice clean towel for 30 min. While it’s resting, preheat your oven to 425. If you have a dutch oven to bake it in, use that. If you have a clay baker, use that. If you have a cast iron pot with a lid, use that. Simply saying, use anything that can roast something at a high heat WITH A LID. Put it in the oven with the lid (make sure the knob is NOT plastic) and let it preheat with the oven.
After 30 minutes and the oven is at temp, remove the cover on the dough, take a sharp knife and cut 2 -3 slashes in the top. Then, take the lid off the pot and drop the whole caboodle in… parchment paper and all. The parchment will not burn (as long as you didn’t confuse the situation and use wax paper. No wax paper please.). So right, just grab the dough by the corners of the parchment paper and drop it in the pot. Put the lid on and set the timer for 30 minutes. After 30 minutes, take the lid off and splash half a cup of water in the oven (yes, I know.). The half cup of water creates steam which helps form the crust on the top. Don’t worry it’s just water, and it totally evaporates. Plus it’s kinda fun to do! Leave in the oven another 15 – 20 minutes or until the crust is nice and brown. Take it out and let it cool.
That’s it!! After it’s cool, you lift it right out of the pan by the parchment and transfer it to a cutting board. TRY YOUR HARDEST to wait until it’s completely cooled. The bread will thank you for it. Trust me. (Cutting hot bread = squished flat loaf). Lather it with butter. In fact, remember that butter recipe I did? You could actually make that butter in the time that the bread was baking. The combination of the two will probably make you want to have a cigarette after eating. (even if you don’t smoke. ) haha!
Make this, …. you can thank me later.
CRAZY EASY, NO KNEAD CRUSTY ARTISAN BREAD!
- 3 C flour
- 1/2 tsp yeast
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 1/2 C warm water
In a big bowl, combine flour, yeast salt and warm water.
Cover with plastic wrap and leave for 4 hours
After 4 hours, transfer to well floured counter top.
Bring the sides of the dough into the center. Pinch them together.
Flip over and give it a squish.
Place dough onto a piece of parchment paper
Cover with a clean light towel for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 425, and preheat the baking pot in the oven at the same time.
When the oven reaches temperature, lift the cloth off the dough and make 2 - 3 shallow cuts in the top of the dough.
Take the lid off the pot in the oven, and place the dough in the baking pot, parchment paper and all.
Replace the lid. Bake for 30 minutes.
After 30 minutes, remove the lid and splash 1/2 cup of water on the inside of the oven to create steam. Bake for another 15 - 20 minutes or until the bread is golden brown.
Remove from oven, let cool slightly and remove the bread by grabbing the parchment paper out of the pot. Let cool completely.